Deities Are All Just My Food

Chapter 2501 - 1129: Lin Baici Is Toxic!_2

That would make the guys seem too shallow!

That’s why Zhu Qiunan is the most popular choice for school beauty. Even though she dresses conservatively and doesn’t catch the eye as much as Ji Xinyan, she’s the scholar of the grade, joined the student council, and has more honors.

For the guys, if you ask me to choose a school beauty, I’d pick Zhu Qiunan to prove my taste, but if you give me the chance to sleep with someone...

I’d definitely choose Ji Xinyan!

Because my younger brother’s reaction is the most genuine.

Just like now, after the guys admired Ji Xinyan, they started scrutinizing Lin Baici to see if he’s worthy of this beauty.

Because from Ji Xinyan and Lin Baici’s chatting and body language, they’re too close, obviously not ordinary friends.

"As if the girls aren’t evaluating me too!"

Ji Xinyan put her hands behind her back, stepping on the white line on the track: "If you drive your Panamera around the school, the girls will not just admire you, but start chasing you!"

"You have no idea how scary it is when women take the initiative!"

"Haha!"

Lin Baici gave an awkward laugh.

He really does know!

"What? From the way you say it, have you experienced it?"

Ji Xinyan bumped Lin Baici with her shoulder: "Hey, spill some details about your romantic history!"

"I wouldn’t dare!"

Lin Baici distanced himself from the girls: "I’m afraid you’ll chop me with a knife after I tell you!"

"Hmph, jerk!"

Ji Xinyan flipped him the finger!

The guys watching this scene from a distance were bursting with joy!

Wow, flipping the finger! This relationship is definitely doomed!

But the next second, they saw that beautiful girl snuggling back up to that handsome guy!

Lin Baici and Ji Xinyan strolled around the track for half an hour and then headed to the cafeteria together.

"Wait here, I’ll get the food!"

Ji Xinyan knew Lin Baici never ate at school, so he had no idea what’s good in the cafeteria. So she took it upon herself.

Eight Treasure Congee, fried dough sticks, buns, appetizing little pickles...

Very soon, the table was filled with food.

"Did you buy this much? Can you eat it all?"

"They say when beauty is in front, one’s appetite increases. What? You see a beauty like me, and you’re not hungry?"

Ji Xinyan retorted.

"That’s not the appetite they were talking about!"

Lin Baici knew Ji Xinyan was worried he wouldn’t eat well, so she bought a variety.

After all, with more choices, there’s bound to be something he likes.

The two ate and chatted casually.

"Do you work out often?"

"What else? You don’t think my figure is natural, do you?"

Ji Xinyan took a sip of porridge: "Thinking about how hard I’ve worked, not even sleeping in for half a year, all for your benefit, it makes me so mad!"

The students around Lin Baici and Ji Xinyan stared blankly when they heard this. One girl even choked on her soy milk and coughed.

"But I’m not losing out either!"

Ji Xinyan glanced at Lin Baici’s stomach: "For the record, if you ever grow a big belly, don’t blame me for whipping you!"

"I’m shallow too, I can’t stand seeing your handsome face paired with a paunchy belly!"

"Your six-pack abs are way more attractive!"

The girl drinking soy milk, who was eating with her roommate, instinctively looked at Lin Baici when she heard the words "six-pack abs."

Lin Baici wasn’t wearing thick clothes, so you couldn’t see his abs, but from his build, he looked like someone who worked out a lot!

"Keep your voice down!"

Lin Baici felt terribly awkward with all these eyes on him!

"Why panic? You do have six-pack abs, if they don’t believe it, just lift your shirt and show them!"

Ji Xinyan cheekily blinked.

It was like teasing a golden retriever,

so much fun!

Wait, golden retriever?

Ji Xinyan looked at Lin Baici’s hair.

If the class president dyed his hair blond, he’d probably be super cool!

Really want to try it!

Lin Baici couldn’t be bothered to deal with Ji Xinyan anymore, hurriedly finished eating, and escaped.

"Try this!"

Ji Xinyan put a dumpling in Lin Baici’s bowl. Having had her fun, she quietly ate too, though she spent most of the time feeding Lin Baici.

"Are you going to class later?"

Ji Xinyan whipped out her phone, ready to message Liu Zilu. If Lin Baici was going to class, she wouldn’t go back to change clothes and would just have Liu Zilu bring her the textbooks.

"Whatever you say!"

Lin Baici didn’t care.

"Tsk tsk!"

Look at Big Monitor’s answer, you can’t say something like this unless you’ve dated five girlfriends: "There are two professional classes in the morning, you should go to them!"

Even though this sentence seems to interfere with Lin Baici’s free will, Ji Xinyan didn’t care whether Lin Baici was happy or not, she still wanted to say it.

"Big Monitor, even if you inherit the family business in the future, having money that you can’t spend in ten lifetimes, you still need to study!"

Ji Xinyan was uncharacteristically serious: "At least the knowledge in your belly should be enough to make you a responsible ruler and not squander the family fortune!"

"Other Emperors are advised by veteran ministers; how come for me it’s the harem meddling in politics?"

Lin Baici pretended to be angry.

"Do you believe I’ll be like the hen crowing at dawn and seize the Lin Family realm?"

Ji Xinyan rolled her eyes at Lin Baici.

"Haha, you’re afraid I’ll squander the family fortune and won’t leave anything for you and the kids?"

Lin Baici laughed.

"Don’t worry, I’ll leave you guys a big sum of money!"

Seriously thinking about it, the girls around me, except Jiang Yitong who is quite broke, are all well off.

Kim Myungjin, being an heir to the Da Xian Conglomerate, is beyond mention, and the Boss Lady is also quite wealthy and wouldn’t ask me for child support if she had kids.

Little Merperson, though much poorer than them, is nonetheless the top of the seafood station and has saved quite a bit of money over the past two years.

"Kids? With your timid situation, I’d be lucky to become a mom by the age of thirty!"

Talking about this, Ji Xinyan got angry.

She even prepared for condoms and morning-after pills, but Lin Baici, this kid, has stayed at his home several times without even touching her.

Are you naturally the saintly body of Liu Xiahui?

After they finished their meal, they bought some breakfast, left the cafeteria, and headed towards the teaching building.

"By the way, Liu Zilu, what are you going to do about it?"

Ji Xinyan suddenly remembered something.

"What do you mean, what to do about it?"

Lin Baici was confused.

"I’ve heard her talk in her sleep twice already, calling your name!"

Ji Xinyan didn’t expect Liu Zilu couldn’t keep her mouth shut.

"..."

Lin Baici felt wronged he couldn’t control whether someone talked in their sleep.

"If you have feelings for her, just quietly sort it out; once she’s satisfied, maybe she won’t daydream anymore!"

Ji Xinyan suggested.

"Am I sick? Chasing her?"

Lin Baici was speechless, but then felt his words were a bit disrespectful to Liu Zilu, considering that girl greatly admires him, so Lin Baici changed his tone: "That’s not what I meant!"

"Then what do you mean?"

Ji Xinyan retorted: "Aren’t you just not interested in her?"

"Isn’t that obvious?"

Lin Baici frowned: "If I slept with her, how would you and she interact?"

"She might be eternally grateful to me!"

Ji Xinyan chuckled.

Liu Zilu was just a little follower, completely under her control.

"Eh, can we still have a pleasant chat or not?"

Lin Baici was annoyed: "Can you stop joking about Liu Zilu?"

"We’re all classmates!"

"Wow, such Big Monitor authority!"

Ji Xinyan poked Lin Baici with her finger: "Who was it just now teasing me? Tell me his name!"

"Or, are you used to delicacies and find Liu Zilu as mere desserts?"

"If I mentioned dumplings, would you be tempted?"

Ji Xinyan switched to ’Tea Girl’ mode, speaking provocatively without holding back.

"Alright, I admit defeat, can we not do this loyalty test?"

Lin Baici gave in: "Not just Liu Zilu, but even if dumplings stripped and lay in my arms, I wouldn’t touch her with a single finger!"

It’s really not a joke!

Kim Myungjin, Boss Lady, Little Merperson, which one isn’t more appealing than dumplings?

Even Jiang Yitong isn’t bad either!

"Okay, I won’t tease you anymore!"

Ji Xinyan noticed Lin Baici was getting a bit anxious, so she stopped, fearing it went too far: "If you have no feelings for Zi Lu, find an opportunity to be clear!"

"I’m worried she’ll fall deeper!"

"College is the best time in life, I hope she lives it fully and meaningfully, rather than being immersed in fantasies about you every day!"

Although Liu Zilu had a correct attitude, with Ji Xinyan she acted like a little follower, but Ji Xinyan considered her a friend and didn’t want to see her lose herself in this destined-to-fail romance.

Recognizing reality, starting a relationship, or improving oneself through study, that’s what should be done, not spending days fantasizing about being with Lin Baici and smiling like a fool.

That kind of behavior really wastes your youth!