Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad

Chapter 560 - 558: Old Zhu’s Ordeal

Faced with the teasing comments from viewers, Old Zhu’s expression was a bit awkward.

He couldn’t cry, nor could he laugh.

"Immortal Taoist, my situation is still okay!"

"I feel that with my situation, I shouldn’t have to wait until I’m forty to find a suitable woman, right?"

After a moment of silence, Old Zhu asked, bracing himself.

Lu Heng heard this, smiled faintly, and said: "The reason why, young friend, you’re delaying finding the woman of your choice until the age of forty is actually for a reason!"

"Please, Immortal Taoist, enlighten me!"

Old Zhu hurriedly inquired.

He just felt that he couldn’t be without reason to delay marriage until forty.

As expected, there was a reason!

Thinking of this, the slightly embarrassed face finally showed a hint of an excited smile.

After all, anyone who wants to get married wouldn’t want to drag it out until they’re forty to find a suitable woman, right?

And at that age, how many good ones could still be left for him?

Let’s hope it doesn’t end up as the viewers teasingly suggest, becoming a ’stepfather’!

Lu Heng gently stroked his long beard and spoke leisurely: "If young friend Zhu wants to change your future fate, it’s actually very simple!"

"All you need to do is stay at home honestly at night, and not go out to mess around with your friend, surnamed Zhang!"

"Ah huh?"

Hearing this, Old Zhu was once again stunned.

What’s going on?

Is my delay in finding the right one related to Old Zhang?

What exactly did Old Zhang do to me?

How did he manage to delay me finding a partner?

Thinking of these things, Old Zhu’s heart was filled with confusion.

In contrast, the viewers were intrigued, unleashing their imagination, and began to speculate.

"Old Zhang likes to play but doesn’t want to take responsibility, you can’t befriend such people deeply!"

"From the words of the Immortal, we can see that it’s Old Zhang who made Old Zhu delay marriage until forty, so the question is, what exactly did Old Zhang do?"

"Cough cough... that... that... could Old Zhang be HOMO? Haha"

"Hehehe... ahhhhhhhhhhh..."

"It seems like it, indeed! The prince praises"

"No, didn’t Old Zhang get Xiaoli pregnant? How could this still be related to Old Zhu?"

"Don’t listen to this group of people talking nonsense! The Immortal suggests Old Zhu not to go messing around with Old Zhang at night, clearly the issue lies here!"

"I feel it’s the same thing!"

"Could it be that Old Zhang took Old Zhu out at night, causing him to catch warts?"

"In the future, Old Zhang can still go out and have fun with Old Zhu, seems like he didn’t end up as a ’stepfather’."

"What a pity! Men like Old Zhang are best tied with women like Xiaoli, the cunning vixen."

"Indeed! Tying these two together is a contribution to humanity!"

"Old Zhu, oh Old Zhu, can’t believe with your thick brows and big eyes, honest look, you often go out at night to have fun?"

"Don’t judge a book by its cover, maybe our Brother Zhu is the nightclub’s old prince?"

"Wow, from young prince to old prince?"

"Then in the end, wouldn’t he be upgraded to the old prince of the realm?"

"Your servant greets the prince!"

"Prince, it’s been a while, do you miss your humble servant?"

"Such a good scout, the master rewards generously!"

"Everywhere is homo (sigh)"

Looking at these comments on the computer screen, filtering out those who were joking, Old Zhu felt that some of the audience’s remarks were quite reasonable.

The Immortal Taoist didn’t suggest severing ties with Old Zhang.

Instead, he advised staying home at night, not going out with Old Zhang to mess around.

This further proved that his poor future might be related to this.

"Cough cough!"

Just as Old Zhu was deep in thought, he suddenly heard a soft cough.

He quickly looked up, focusing back on the computer screen.

The viewers in the live streaming room did the same.

The soft cough from Lu Heng, as always, attracted the attention of everyone in the live stream room.

He continued to speak: "I am sure, young friend Zhu, that you are very puzzled as to why I advise against you going out with that friend surnamed Zhang at night."

"Hmm hmm hmm!"

Old Zhu nodded quickly in affirmation.

Lu Heng smiled faintly and continued: "In the future I predict, your friend surnamed Zhang eventually marries Xiaoli."

"However, his married life isn’t happy."

"During Xiaoli’s pregnancy, he frequently sought you and a few other friends to go nightclub partying."

"Around next year, due to a failed blind date, you will feel very down."

"That friend surnamed Zhang then actively took you to the nightclub, inviting a few hostesses to try and lift your spirits."

"You hit it off quite well with one of the hostesses, and under the persuasion of the friend surnamed Zhang, you decided to have a one-night stand."

"Just when you and the hostess took a cab to the hotel, checking in with expectations high, the police suddenly broke in..."

At this point, Lu Heng paused slightly.

He held back his laughter and continued: "Then, you and the hostess got arrested together."

"Under police investigation, the identity of this hostess was quickly revealed."

"Turns out she was a worker in the special services industry who had contracted AIDS more than a year ago."

"Fortunately, you didn’t have relations with her nor any financial transaction, so the police just gave you a lecture before releasing you."

"After learning about that hostess’s situation, you felt very lucky."

"Had you carelessly contracted AIDS, there would be nowhere to complain..."

The viewers were laughing hysterically at this point.

"Damn! Who knew Old Zhu would have such a future event next year!"

"I take back what I said, this Old Zhang is a truly good brother, good friend!"

"Old Zhu, could this be why you delay marriage to forty?"

"Caught in an anti-vice raid, that’s not good luck!"

"Isn’t it? Getting caught turned out to be good luck, else the consequences would be unimaginable!"

"Yeah, thank goodness the police got there in time, or else contracting AIDS, where would you find justice?"

"One day you’ll meet a good girl, one who doesn’t want your house, car, diamonds, or savings... Of course, she won’t want you either!"

"No no no, it should be this: One day you’ll meet a good girl, who isn’t after your car or house, and only needs five hundred per visit!"

"Since when is a foot massage this expensive?"

"Oh well, nothing to worry about! Winning such jackpot has the odds of catching a cold sore!"

"I advise everyone to be honest, don’t mess around with women of unknown backgrounds."

"Old Zhu was lucky, but if it were someone else, they might not have been so fortunate..."